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The Two Hunters

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls down. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his
eyes are closed. The other guy takes out his phone and
calls 999 for the emergency services. 

When the operator answers he shouts: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First,
let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence - then a shot is heard. Back on the
phone, the guy says:

"OK, now what?"

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Last modified: March 10, 2003